Fugitive Alert

As you all probably know, a terrorist fugitive has escaped a detention centre on Wednesday and is still at large. In case you have been living inside a walnut and has no idea of this, here I am doing my duty of patriotism by informing you of this.



If you notice him, please inform the authorities immediately so we can put him behind bars and save Minister Wong Kan Seng his job (though he's unlikely going to lose it anyway). Together we can make Singapore a safer and better place!

Here are some possible guises he could have taken, so please familiarise yourself with them: